Personal Life Consultant

is life too hard for you?

Can’t sleep at night?

Look awkward in every situation and can’t get laid?

Do you look like this awkward sheep in the farm of life?

Well, I used to be like that, and sometimes I wish I could have a personal life consultant to wade through the mud, and free up some confusion.

Leah Life Liaison has provided the jump start, I needed to boost my love, social, and work life to the rafters! At only $95 per session, you can afford to consolidate your collective inabilities into one Brand New You!

Her services are expensive; however, I’ve traded her golf lessons for these valuable lessons in life. Tonight is the first sesh at Chelsea Piers, where I will trade some fundamental swing lessons for lessons on this quandary, we call life. A place where balls come out the ground and are set up for ladies to hit automatically.  Fore!